Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Subway is Your Friend



The subway is a funny place - where you sometimes see funny things. One of the stranger moments I've had happened one sunny morning not too long back.

It was 10:00 am and I boarded the Q in Manhattan, headed for Brooklyn. I sat down and began reading my book and was soon in my own travel bubble. At Canal Street, the doors opened next to me and a man got on the train. He crossed the car to the seat opposite me. With one hand, he grabbed a nearby discarded newspaper, flipped it open and dropped it onto the floor. Then he set down bags he'd held with his other hand.

The 2 bags, translucent white plastic, were filled, budging full of what appeared to be ... bloody leg bones? I studied them - bones, yes, stacked loosely. Bits of red flesh and white fat were visible through the bags. Blood trickled out of the corner of one bag. Cow legs, perhaps?

I looked at the man. He looked normal, mild mannered even - certainly not like a psycho killer carrying away parts of his latest victim. Clean too - not a spot of dirt or... um ... gore on him. Next I looked around the train car and did a bit of mental calculating. Plenty of people = my odds are pretty good - he can't get us all, right? Soothed, I returned to my book, having decided that there was no story here.

Fast forward to the Atlantic Street stop in Brooklyn. I looked up from my book and noticed 3 younger guys step onto the train and move to sit across from me. Then I noticed that the Bone Guy was gone. At about that same time, the 3 guys took note of the now bloody newspaper on the floor. The paper was coated with blood, pools of it, with a long, thin stream of blood heading off towards the rear of the car. And on my side of the newspaper, I could see a good sized smear, as if something heavy had been dragged away.

The guys were horrified, and certain that they'd just missed something really, really bad. They looked around the peaceful car, searching for more blood, searching for victims. They quickly discussed a couple of scenarios, stumbling over each other - what went on here? Who got hurt? Was it a knife fight? A lover's spat? A drug deal gone wrong? As the doors close behind them, trapping them on the car, they move cautiously off to my right. They sat down, still wary, still discussing the dangerous situation they'd found themselves in.

I knew what had happened. I knew who got blood on the floor. I considered explaining things to the 3 younger guys. I did. But I decided against it.

Why?

I liked their versions better.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Green Things


We sprang forward last night and the weather has been warm. I went to the Union Square Farmer's market yesterday with JK. The market was full of apples, onions, and root vegetables from last fall, tons of baked goods, several meat vendors and dairy purveyors. There were also hydroponic greens and tomatoes to be found. And flats of herb plants and spring flowers. It was nice to see so much color out of doors.

The trees are still bare and the sky cloudy and I find I'm yearning for green things.

A couple of years ago, I made up a list of yellow things for Kat Sharp, when she was missing the color and all its warm and bright connotations.

Here's my collection of green, because that is what I need today. Feel free to comment with any additions.

peas verdigris guacamole punk hair ivy

emeralds spinach spinach pasta malachite lizards

arsenic girl scout uniforms pot hazel eyes parrots

chromium oxide pistachios garter snakes tomatoes celadon glaze

grasshoppers olive oil stink bugs grapes mackerel babies

envy asparagus leaves limes go traffic lights

x-box game cases earth clover watermelons tree frogs

apples money slime uranium glass tea

vaseline glass kermit ferns unripe bananas wasabi

garden hosing absinthe peridot corn worms aphids

chilis chartreuse spring grass summer grass cucumbers

iceberg lettuce fireking dishes olives pine trees water reeds

space aliens moss algae pool tabletops brocolli

soccer fields arugula young wood jade youth


Today I made an Apple Pie using gree Granny Smith apples and a Herbed Pork Pie using green herbs. I hope they'll taste good. They look pretty.

Here's to budding trees!

Cat

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Testing...testing...testing...


Testing...testing...testing...

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